ofpousseys:

"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise

(via 5700cc)


blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

(via chocolatesmarties)


seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(via chocolatesmarties)


geekygothgirl:

mikalopsia:

sil3nt7rill:

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

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Don’t forget green blacks, blue blacks, purple blacks, that weird grey/black bullshit…

Don’t even get me started on stuff that looks the same in your bedroom and then it turns out one’s a blue-based black and one’s a red based black once you’re out in the sunshine and it’s too late to go change. 

(via bringmetheirwin)


doctorgaylove:

Homophobes who say “but the gay lifestyle leads to depression and higher risks of suicide”.

Like really? And why is that? Whose fault do you think that is?

(via fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow)


bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

(via chocolatesmarties)


pasiphile:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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SUE

(via chocolatesmarties)


toocooltobehipster:

i hate when guys are like “guys can’t wear makeup, if we’re ugly there’s nothing we can do”

like yes you can wear makeup???? literally nobody is stopping you lol

(via chocolatesmarties)


outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

(via my-penis-is-stuck-in-a-jar)