MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME
GUESS WHO FINALLY HAS GRAPES
Boy: Ur soo sexy fuck me:)
Boy: Your such a rude fucking ugly bitch i never wanted to talk to your fat ass anyoways you probably are broke as fuck u whore
This isn’t even an exaggeration. This is literally how it plays out. Go on okcupid and I guarantee you’ll see this almost word for word.