criminalballoon:

nononcrackuzure:

halodudette:

maria-amino:

dioburandou:

pleae swatch thi sthis is my absolute favourite video please

sHIT

How in the fuck does this work so well?

I was nOT ready for tha t

MY BODY WAS NOT READY

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trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

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woodmeat:

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation

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camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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unimoosapus:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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